GhostFace
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Joined: 19 Oct 2007
Posts: 696
Location: Minnesota
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 Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:09 pm Post subject: The Farmers Doughter! |
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Okay so, 3 friends, were on a road trip and they were out in the middle of no where when there car decides to break down, so the 3 friends jack, sam, and bob, jumped out of the car to find that they have ran over some nails. Now they have a flat tire, so they look around and see that there is a house in the distance so they all start on there way to the house in the distance, finally they arrive. Jack knocks on the door, the farmer answers
"somthing i can help you with boys?"
Jack said"could we use your phone?" Farmer said"the phone wont be back on until tomarrow you can stay the night"
so jack looks back at his friends, they said they dont care, so all 3 go into the house, as soon as they walk in there are 3 women, then the farmer said"okay im letting you 3 stay here, if you mess around with my doughters im gonna kill you!
so they all go into the guest bedroom, and the farmer walks in, he said unzip your pants and let me see your stuff
they said what your crazy old man, the farmer said "i have glitter, im gonna sprinke glitter on your dicks, so i know if you slept with my doughters or not. so they finally take it out he sprinkles it on.
the next morning the farmer walks in, first thing he goes for, unzip the pants, heaven be hold, all 3 clean as a whisle. no glitter, so he grabs his shotgun and said all 3 of you out to the barn now!!
the 3 doughters follow close behind, the farmer said, "i warned you boys, now you have to merry my doughters, and the only way you can prove to me that you love her is to complete my course, first you gotta jump the fence run through the field jump over the barn, fuck the cow and get to my doughter
so bob goes first, he jumped the fence, ran through the feild got about half way, and got shot dead on the spot
now sams turn, he jumps the fence, and gets shot(slow ass)
now jacks turn, he jumps the fence, dodges the bullets from the farmers gun, crowls through the feild, jumped over the barn, fucked the cow and makes it to the doughter, the farmer is surprised he and he said"okay you can have any 1 of my 3 doughters, what one do you want!!!
jack said"..............hmmmmm, well nevermind your doughters, how much for the cow??"
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